To My “Naked” Friends:

The Blogger’s Concierge has asked me to write a post explaining what my blog is about.  Here’s what I’ve written on my “About Grace” page:

“Remember Narcissus?  The guy so in love with his image that it destroyed him?

Named after the tragic Greek hero, the narcissus is a flowering bulb that blooms in spring. The embryonic flower is housed in a casing of fleshy, moist tissue called “scales,” with just enough food for one season.

The little flower has to shed its outer layers in order to bloom.

In 2001, my mother handed me a “gift,” a copy of a book filled with diet and exercise tips.  The book was called Look Great Naked.  When she handed me the book, she said to me, “I think your husband is having an affair.”

Turns out, she was right, but not about the affair.

(Well, she was right about that, too.)

She was right that I needed to learn how to look great naked, stripped down to my authentic self.  I was addicted to perfection and to the notion that I had to hide my weaknesses from everyone, including myself.  Ironically, the image I portrayed was terribly unattractive.

Mom’s gift and my husband’s affairs helped me peel away the scales of the image and helped the flower begin to bloom.  After all, it’s really hard to portray an image of perfection when your husband leaves you for a shot girl he met in a strip club.  I found a happy place in realizing that I’m at my most beautiful (and loveable) when I’m genuine.

And for that, I’m overwhelmingly grateful to both of them.”

The Concierge also wants to know what makes me an A-lister, someone they would promote.  I met Jon Bon Jovi in person.  Does that count?

Chris Tucker (Jackie Chan’s co-star in the Rush Hour movies) lives two doors down from me.  I gave him candy at Halloween.  Does touching his hand elevate me to A-list status?

And I already know what to say (well, maybe what NOT to say) if I ever meet a sports hero.

That’s all I’ve got.  Anyone out there got anything better for me to put on my A-list resume?

–Grace