Tagged with dachshunds
I can now officially be called the crazy dog lady. I have a new one, a three-legged Australian Shepherd named Pancho who is the reason I cry when I see those Pedigree commercials about rescue dogs. But Pancho isn’t a rescue dog. Not really. About this time last year, my son began begging for an Australian [...]
Recently, a neighbor took the time to walk across the street and ring my doorbell to inform me that he is unable to sit on his front porch in the afternoon and enjoy a glass of wine because my dachshunds, Laverne and Shirley, bark too much. Seriously? At the time you came knocking, neighbor, it [...]
Laverne sniffed my hand suspiciously. “You’ve been petting someone tall, dark, and handsome,” she said in an accusing voice. “There’s been no petting in my life in quite some time,” I said, adding, “Maybe we need to get the nose checked?” “Not human tall, dark, and handsome. Canine. And while you were out fooling around, [...]
I have a friend who owned an English mastiff named Max who almost made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. Unfortunately, the 300-pound dog died before he could be verified as the biggest dog in the world. Max was so big, in fact, that when he was diagnosed with cancer, my friend had [...]
According to the blog trolls, I shouldn’t write about my divorce, my faults,addiction, my taste for beer, or Tiger Woods. Or sex. Especially not sex.
If the measure passed, the article went on to say, animals in Switzerland would be guaranteed the right to an attorney. And if they could not afford an attorney, one would be provided at the expense of the government.
http://looksgreatnaked.com/2011/03/finding-a-voice
