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Tweet In 2007, Elizabeth Gilbert published a beautiful memoir called Eat, Pray, Love that spent over three years on the New York Times paperback bestseller list.  Near the end of the book, she tells the story of meeting the man she eventually marries.  She describes one of their early dates, during which they had a […]

Tweet Part two of Teaching Profanity as a Second Language My little classroom of international students rocked along nicely for the first few weeks. The boys and Noah worked hard at learning English, and I studied several hours every evening to prepare for the next day’s lesson. Aside from mothering (or more appropriately, herding) toddlers, […]

Tweet What a sweet face.  It belongs to Pancho, our three-legged Australian Shepherd. My daughter doesn’t think it’s so sweet, though.  Last week, in a fit of excitement over seeing her, Pancho jumped up and bit her in a really bad place.  I made things worse by laughing.  Okay, and by joking that he’s trained to […]

Tweet The tainted pussy is at it again. The expensive Bengal cat that lives in my home became a major headache for my sister and her family this past week. My real estate agent called. An anonymous Washington Redskin player who already owns a home or two in Atlanta wanted to see my house the […]

Tweet There are only two possible explanations for what happened to me last Thursday. I was at Lenox Mall in Atlanta purchasing a birthday gift for my nephew and took a moment to visit the restroom on the upper level across from Abercrombie and Fitch.   As I exited the restroom, I passed a beautiful young […]

Tweet My friend Jan adopted a stray cat several years ago and very responsibly took her to be spayed. Unfortunately for the cat, the vet cut her open to find that she had already been spayed. Several months later, Jan came home from the grocery store and, after bringing in one load of groceries, got […]

A cat with a sexually transmitted parasite that manifests as massive piles of malodorous shit? That’s not a pretty kitty. It’s a tainted pussy.